I'm terribly afraid you've gotten the wrong person. Unfortunately, I've never made the acquaintence of any Eckharts (though I'm sure they're a lovely family!) nor do I have any nieces or nephews planning on taking their vows of holy matrimony any time soon.
If you're currently searching for someone of importance, there are several companies of repute you might try seeking the services of.
[ forwarded is a google search result listing off professional therapists, because this person clearly needs help. ]
It would be preferable if you avoided defaulting to such paltry nicknames. [ lol. ] While I comprehend your confusion, understand why I may not believe you or receive peace of mind until I can verify this information for myself.
[ is callisto really sending him a "show your location" request? yes. ]
You could say years on the battlefield has marred my own perceptions of proper etiquette. But, I am sure you would be more than sympathetic to my plights considering you seem to place so much care in my mental fortitude.
[ just gonna casually turn down that 'show location' request, nbd ]
Dear Monsieur Clown Prince, [ sorry he's not changing that lol ]
While I admire your desire to confirm the veracity of statements made online for yourself rather than relying on potentially disreputable sources, surely you too can understand my desire not to unnecessarily involve myself with what they refer to as "stranger danger" on the internet.
If you were suddenly faced with an anonymous stranger demanding answers to questions you have no concept of, surely you would feel the same?
I do feel some measure of sympathy for your plight, of course, but still believe you would be better aided by other sources than myself. If the suggested professionals aren't to your tastes, then by all means feel free to seek out different options.
Best Regards, Duke
Edited (i forgot about the show location request) 2024-07-10 18:08 (UTC)
As someone of your station, do you not believe your acts to be quite ... unkind? I can only envision the state of your territory when this is the state of your heart. [ this is so stupid. ] Quite frankly, I have not heard of "stranger danger" as you have coined here.
Is the correct turn of phrase not actually: be kind to thy neighbor, and other such generous life lessons?
I would not feel the same.
Naturally, as the crown prince of the empire, it would be difficult to ignore the genuine requests of the people. Is that not to be expected from a upright ruler-to-be? Regardless, do not worry your little head any further. I have always been known to be quite the proficient hunter, and perhaps we could simply call this a game.
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Dear Monsieur Clown Prince,
I'm terribly afraid you've gotten the wrong person. Unfortunately, I've never made the acquaintence of any Eckharts (though I'm sure they're a lovely family!) nor do I have any nieces or nephews planning on taking their vows of holy matrimony any time soon.
If you're currently searching for someone of importance, there are several companies of repute you might try seeking the services of.
[ forwarded is a google search result listing off professional therapists, because this person clearly needs help. ]
Best Wishes,
Duke
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It would be preferable if you avoided defaulting to such paltry nicknames. [ lol. ] While I comprehend your confusion, understand why I may not believe you or receive peace of mind until I can verify this information for myself.
[ is callisto really sending him a "show your location" request? yes. ]
You could say years on the battlefield has marred my own perceptions of proper etiquette. But, I am sure you would be more than sympathetic to my plights considering you seem to place so much care in my mental fortitude.
Wishes,
Callisto Regulus [ petty... ]
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Dear Monsieur Clown Prince, [ sorry he's not changing that lol ]
While I admire your desire to confirm the veracity of statements made online for yourself rather than relying on potentially disreputable sources, surely you too can understand my desire not to unnecessarily involve myself with what they refer to as "stranger danger" on the internet.
If you were suddenly faced with an anonymous stranger demanding answers to questions you have no concept of, surely you would feel the same?
I do feel some measure of sympathy for your plight, of course, but still believe you would be better aided by other sources than myself. If the suggested professionals aren't to your tastes, then by all means feel free to seek out different options.
Best Regards,
Duke
no subject
As someone of your station, do you not believe your acts to be quite ... unkind? I can only envision the state of your territory when this is the state of your heart. [ this is so stupid. ] Quite frankly, I have not heard of "stranger danger" as you have coined here.
Is the correct turn of phrase not actually: be kind to thy neighbor, and other such generous life lessons?
I would not feel the same.
Naturally, as the crown prince of the empire, it would be difficult to ignore the genuine requests of the people. Is that not to be expected from a upright ruler-to-be? Regardless, do not worry your little head any further. I have always been known to be quite the proficient hunter, and perhaps we could simply call this a game.
We shall meet soon.
Regards,
Callisto Regulus
no subject