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That was one of the clauses in this [ .... ] stimulating letter, wasn't it. But unfortunately, I haven't had the pleasure of meeting ten [ .................. ] fine fellows to send a letter like this to.
Perhaps you might consider lowering the amount?
Perhaps you might consider lowering the amount?
You can say I've done my fair share of seeing the world, dabbling in this and that. Broad horizons, you see. The narrowing of my boundaries is clearly having an adverse affect if I'm making my ennui everyone else's problem.
Haven't you?
( she thinks they're funny.. )
Haven't you?
( she thinks they're funny.. )
Unfortunately, I haven't had the pleasure of engaging in activities like this one before.
[ the occasional spam flyer dropped at his doorstep, sure, but a highly evocative message beamed straight to his head? thanks for popping his (chain letter) cherry, kafka. ]
It's been a long time since I've left my office, so I'm afraid my horizons aren't quite as broad as yours.
[ the occasional spam flyer dropped at his doorstep, sure, but a highly evocative message beamed straight to his head? thanks for popping his (chain letter) cherry, kafka. ]
It's been a long time since I've left my office, so I'm afraid my horizons aren't quite as broad as yours.
[ On Christmas morning, a drone visits your character's dorm room and drops a package by their door. Once they touch the package, a chip will interact with their implant and a message will be projected into their vision:
Dear [NAME],
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a mug. ]
Dear [NAME],
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a mug. ]
( :) yeah. she'll likely be one of his headaches in due time, too! )
It sounds more like you were more prisoner than anything else, Warden.
Come walk through the city with me sometime. I like to go out to the hot springs because of our ( ... ) shower situation, but there's plenty of things to see on the way there.
It's also been great for soreness, I find.
It sounds more like you were more prisoner than anything else, Warden.
Come walk through the city with me sometime. I like to go out to the hot springs because of our ( ... ) shower situation, but there's plenty of things to see on the way there.
It's also been great for soreness, I find.
[ she can be a headache and also a pain in the ass (literal) whenever she wants... 😳 ]
Hot springs, huh? Can't say I've had the pleasure of relaxing in them recently.
[ maybe she's more on the money than she should be. but also: ]
Is there a reason why I should be sore?
Hot springs, huh? Can't say I've had the pleasure of relaxing in them recently.
[ maybe she's more on the money than she should be. but also: ]
Is there a reason why I should be sore?
( LILITH did give her a riding crop for christmas.. )
It's nice. Sometimes the cats come around, and the owners are sweet.
( she can be the reason h - )
Personally, I've been hitting the Recreational Area more. Figured it wouldn't hurt. Some of my sparring partners aren't very gentle.
It's nice. Sometimes the cats come around, and the owners are sweet.
( she can be the reason h - )
Personally, I've been hitting the Recreational Area more. Figured it wouldn't hurt. Some of my sparring partners aren't very gentle.
[ on christmas morning, wriothesley will find a small box of gingerbread cookies that probably taste a little boozy; someone decided to put the leftover whiskey from the party to use. there's a note attached (he didn't include wrio's name tho because fuck if he's spelling that out):
Merry Christmas. — St. Nick. ]
Merry Christmas. — St. Nick. ]
[Ren is minding his own business, thank you very much, when SYNTHIA's prompt pops up right in front of his face and he's forced to stop outside the cafeteria (maybe actually blocking the way into the cafeteria). He looks between it and the designated complimentee and it's only a really good pokerface that keeps him from grimacing.
It just had to be the cop.
The prompt continues to loom. Is it getting closer? He leans back a little, hands still in his pockets, like that will actually increase the distance between him and the prompt and handcuff guy.]
Give me a minute.
[There is no clarification if he's talking to SYNTHIA or Wriothesley.]
It just had to be the cop.
The prompt continues to loom. Is it getting closer? He leans back a little, hands still in his pockets, like that will actually increase the distance between him and the prompt and handcuff guy.]
Give me a minute.
[There is no clarification if he's talking to SYNTHIA or Wriothesley.]
Edited (💩) 2024-01-30 15:08 (UTC)
[ After a month of dipping in and out of the cafeteria, Wriothesley's gotten used to the questionable meals sometimes served there. It's no worse than the stuff they serve in the Fortress, but spend enough time at the top, with everyone willing to bend to every suggestion and request, it ends up being something of a shock when you're dragged back down to the bottom to start all over again.
At least being demoted down to Just Another Guy means that he's more amenable to conversing and shooting the shit with his fellow LILITH colleagues, though there's plenty of faces he's still only seen in passing. Like this kid, inconveniently blocking the walkway to the cafeteria. Hello? His lunch???
He blinks once, vaguely puzzled. ]
Do you need something?
[ And can he help with it in order to speed things along so he can eat?? ]
At least being demoted down to Just Another Guy means that he's more amenable to conversing and shooting the shit with his fellow LILITH colleagues, though there's plenty of faces he's still only seen in passing. Like this kid, inconveniently blocking the walkway to the cafeteria. Hello? His lunch???
He blinks once, vaguely puzzled. ]
Do you need something?
[ And can he help with it in order to speed things along so he can eat?? ]
[Ren holds up one (1) finger because he really was serious about needing a minute. He squints at Wriothesley before staring determinedly at the empty air past his head, though if the way his eyes light up are any indication, it's because...he's using the network and reading this guy's profile. Yeah.
About sixty seconds later, this is oh-so-graciously deposited in Wriothesley's inbox from @joker (yes, Ren copy-pasted the hair from a picture he just took while standing in the cafeteria door). He checks SYNTHIA's prompt. This qualifies, right?]
...Well, it was worth a shot.
[Like hell that was going to work. He gives the guy another once over.]
Congratulations on [his 'do really does look like ears] having hair.
[Still not good enough. Ugh.]
About sixty seconds later, this is oh-so-graciously deposited in Wriothesley's inbox from @joker (yes, Ren copy-pasted the hair from a picture he just took while standing in the cafeteria door). He checks SYNTHIA's prompt. This qualifies, right?]
...Well, it was worth a shot.
[Like hell that was going to work. He gives the guy another once over.]
Congratulations on [his 'do really does look like ears] having hair.
[Still not good enough. Ugh.]
[ this whole tag is absolutely taking me out, thank you
?? Hello????
But sure, okay, he'll just...........stand there, the confusion on his face growing deeper with each passing second. At the 30 second mark he wonders if this guy's managed to fall asleep standing up, and at the 60 second mark he—oh hold up, he has a new message?
........A very confusing message that he spends 45 seconds trying to parse to no success. He is...a dog?? A very buff dog with hair? But he is also a crying dog with hair? It doesn't help that now he's being complimented on having hair, period???
The creases between his brows deepen even further. ]
Thanks. I think.
[ He is so disturbed right now. ]
Were you the one that sent that message? [ Or was it just a beautiful coincidence........... ]
?? Hello????
But sure, okay, he'll just...........stand there, the confusion on his face growing deeper with each passing second. At the 30 second mark he wonders if this guy's managed to fall asleep standing up, and at the 60 second mark he—oh hold up, he has a new message?
........A very confusing message that he spends 45 seconds trying to parse to no success. He is...a dog?? A very buff dog with hair? But he is also a crying dog with hair? It doesn't help that now he's being complimented on having hair, period???
The creases between his brows deepen even further. ]
Thanks. I think.
[ He is so disturbed right now. ]
Were you the one that sent that message? [ Or was it just a beautiful coincidence........... ]
Edited (HELLO what happened there) 2024-01-31 15:52 (UTC)
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