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[ On Christmas morning, a drone visits your character's dorm room and drops a package by their door. Once they touch the package, a chip will interact with their implant and a message will be projected into their vision:
Dear [NAME],
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a mug. ]
Dear [NAME],
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a mug. ]
[ on christmas morning, wriothesley will find a small box of gingerbread cookies that probably taste a little boozy; someone decided to put the leftover whiskey from the party to use. there's a note attached (he didn't include wrio's name tho because fuck if he's spelling that out):
Merry Christmas. — St. Nick. ]
Merry Christmas. — St. Nick. ]
[Ren is minding his own business, thank you very much, when SYNTHIA's prompt pops up right in front of his face and he's forced to stop outside the cafeteria (maybe actually blocking the way into the cafeteria). He looks between it and the designated complimentee and it's only a really good pokerface that keeps him from grimacing.
It just had to be the cop.
The prompt continues to loom. Is it getting closer? He leans back a little, hands still in his pockets, like that will actually increase the distance between him and the prompt and handcuff guy.]
Give me a minute.
[There is no clarification if he's talking to SYNTHIA or Wriothesley.]
It just had to be the cop.
The prompt continues to loom. Is it getting closer? He leans back a little, hands still in his pockets, like that will actually increase the distance between him and the prompt and handcuff guy.]
Give me a minute.
[There is no clarification if he's talking to SYNTHIA or Wriothesley.]
Edited (💩) 2024-01-30 15:08 (UTC)
[ After a month of dipping in and out of the cafeteria, Wriothesley's gotten used to the questionable meals sometimes served there. It's no worse than the stuff they serve in the Fortress, but spend enough time at the top, with everyone willing to bend to every suggestion and request, it ends up being something of a shock when you're dragged back down to the bottom to start all over again.
At least being demoted down to Just Another Guy means that he's more amenable to conversing and shooting the shit with his fellow LILITH colleagues, though there's plenty of faces he's still only seen in passing. Like this kid, inconveniently blocking the walkway to the cafeteria. Hello? His lunch???
He blinks once, vaguely puzzled. ]
Do you need something?
[ And can he help with it in order to speed things along so he can eat?? ]
At least being demoted down to Just Another Guy means that he's more amenable to conversing and shooting the shit with his fellow LILITH colleagues, though there's plenty of faces he's still only seen in passing. Like this kid, inconveniently blocking the walkway to the cafeteria. Hello? His lunch???
He blinks once, vaguely puzzled. ]
Do you need something?
[ And can he help with it in order to speed things along so he can eat?? ]
i'm so sorry, i've cursed the game into learning his name
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- 2024-01-31 15:52 (UTC) - Expand[ she's not that eager to meet him ftr. but she's still concerned for wriothesley after everything that happened at sea, which was supposed to be her turf in a way. maybe if she didn't corrode, he wouldn't have --
no, it's not her fault. she has to stop thinking that everything is. and besides, she doesn't actually want to put a damper into things this time? she's here to deliver chocolate and she figured that the poor guy probably didn't get any. she's only doing him a favor :/
regardless, she is here outside his room, and she even sends him a message to let him know. how courteous of her. ]
Please tell me you're inside your room right now. I don't want to seem awkward standing outside like this.
no, it's not her fault. she has to stop thinking that everything is. and besides, she doesn't actually want to put a damper into things this time? she's here to deliver chocolate and she figured that the poor guy probably didn't get any. she's only doing him a favor :/
regardless, she is here outside his room, and she even sends him a message to let him know. how courteous of her. ]
Please tell me you're inside your room right now. I don't want to seem awkward standing outside like this.
[ Excuse her? Why wouldn't a good-looking man with a great personality like him not get any chocolate?? Just wait until she opens that door and a mountain of chocos comes flooding out like in those Saturday morning cartoons. ]
Hi, you've reached Wriothesley. Unfortunately, he's unavailable to take your call right now. [ Is he doing this right. ] Please leave your message after the tone, and he'll be sure to get back to you as soon as possible.
[ This would be a lot more believable if the little typing dots weren't showing up at the same time as the words themselves, and if there weren't suspicious noises coming from inside the room—footsteps heading towards the door itself, which opens a handful of seconds later to reveal the man himself, dressed casually in a t-shirt and pants, a smile on his face.
Apparently he was just lounging. ]
If it isn't Ishmael. To what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?
Hi, you've reached Wriothesley. Unfortunately, he's unavailable to take your call right now. [ Is he doing this right. ] Please leave your message after the tone, and he'll be sure to get back to you as soon as possible.
[ This would be a lot more believable if the little typing dots weren't showing up at the same time as the words themselves, and if there weren't suspicious noises coming from inside the room—footsteps heading towards the door itself, which opens a handful of seconds later to reveal the man himself, dressed casually in a t-shirt and pants, a smile on his face.
Apparently he was just lounging. ]
If it isn't Ishmael. To what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?
[Okay, this time, she is going to Try to give out some of these chocolates. She already ate one box for herself, but maybe she can get away with it once she starts to give some boxes out. She is around the base, but she sends a message to a certain duke in order to find him.]
Are you free right now? I have a little something for you~
Well, besides my wonderful presence of course-
Are you free right now? I have a little something for you~
Well, besides my wonderful presence of course-
[ he is going to track down wriothesley wherever he is. stalks towards him menacingly...... ]
[ then pushes a box of chocolate into his hands. he's not meeting his eyes. he's even red in the face if mister wolf man is looking. flapjack chirps at him as a greeting while hunter is clearly embarrassing himself ]
Take it.
[ then pushes a box of chocolate into his hands. he's not meeting his eyes. he's even red in the face if mister wolf man is looking. flapjack chirps at him as a greeting while hunter is clearly embarrassing himself ]
Take it.
[ Wow, what a shockingly cute gesture from a kid he's only spoken to a handful of times. As such, it is only right and just that he accepts this gift given to him, even if it might have been prompted by mere obligation. ]
For me? You shouldn't have.
[ But he does sound pretty enthused to be getting chocolates. Flapjack gets a little outstretched finger, either for a friendly hello peck or as a landing spot or even the briefest of headrubs. ]
But hmm...I don't have any return gifts prepared. [ HmmmMMMmmmmMMMm. ] How about I treat both of you to a meal instead?
For me? You shouldn't have.
[ But he does sound pretty enthused to be getting chocolates. Flapjack gets a little outstretched finger, either for a friendly hello peck or as a landing spot or even the briefest of headrubs. ]
But hmm...I don't have any return gifts prepared. [ HmmmMMMmmmmMMMm. ] How about I treat both of you to a meal instead?
[ ASSUMING THEIR TRIP GOES WELL, Wriothesley gets a small box of LILITH's chocolate and a small rectangle of orange-scented soap wrapped in burlap and tied with twine. A small note is tucked under the knot, saying: ]
Thank you for everything!
- Marcille
Thank you for everything!
- Marcille
Wriothesley's soft lips brush against your knuckles, forcing a soft sigh to escape past your lips and a bright red blush to blossom across your cheeks. When you think that it might be a dream, his intense gaze anchors you to this moment and makes your heart skip a beat.
Neither of you dare to say a word, allowing the moment of unspoken affection to linger for a while. The sensation of his lips against your skin ignites a spark within you, awakening something that you cannot quite name. As he lowers your hand, Wriothesley intertwines your fingers and rests his head against your shoulder, seeking your warmth and affection.
[ She's drunk and she thinks she's funny. If more people mention him during hot or not, he's getting more stories too 😘 ]
Neither of you dare to say a word, allowing the moment of unspoken affection to linger for a while. The sensation of his lips against your skin ignites a spark within you, awakening something that you cannot quite name. As he lowers your hand, Wriothesley intertwines your fingers and rests his head against your shoulder, seeking your warmth and affection.
[ She's drunk and she thinks she's funny. If more people mention him during hot or not, he's getting more stories too 😘 ]
[ a little hummingbird drone with a citrine ribbon-bow around its neck zips up to wriothesley one morning, hanging from the its claws a box it seems intent on making sure he gets.
inside is a carefully wrapped wooden bear, not particularly well-made but carefully carved nonetheless, along with a short note featuring a small duck doodle:
Thanks for showing me around! You might not have a favorite animal, but I hope this little one'll grow on you.
Your hopeful friend,
Malkuth ]
inside is a carefully wrapped wooden bear, not particularly well-made but carefully carved nonetheless, along with a short note featuring a small duck doodle:
Thanks for showing me around! You might not have a favorite animal, but I hope this little one'll grow on you.
Your hopeful friend,
Malkuth ]
[ Thankfully Citrine doesn't have to fly too far or wait too long for her package to be signed and dropped off, though he waits until he returns to his room to open it. What a cute little bear. Maybe he WILL make it his favorite animal now.
But, hm, now he has to find an appropriate return gift. Stay tuned....... ]
But, hm, now he has to find an appropriate return gift. Stay tuned....... ]
You'd better appreciate
I just yelled at five staff members for you
I just yelled at five staff members for you
[ guess who just got one of those bird drones? ishmael's in particular is a seemingly cute white one with a suspicious red patch on its front like so, and it won't stop pecking relentlessly at wriothesley's head until he chooses to accept the little package it has on hand, along with a note. ]
Remember last month when I wanted to get you something more personalized? I saw this one while I was up and about, and it reminded me of you.
Happy... Blue Day? Is that going to be a thing from now on? Also don't even think of sending me anything back, this little guy's going to peck you nonstop if you do.
[ it's a cute tea infuser. enjoy. ]
Remember last month when I wanted to get you something more personalized? I saw this one while I was up and about, and it reminded me of you.
Happy... Blue Day? Is that going to be a thing from now on? Also don't even think of sending me anything back, this little guy's going to peck you nonstop if you do.
[ it's a cute tea infuser. enjoy. ]
[ Okay first of all: what in Archon's name is wrong with this bird? Second of all: this tea infuser is so cute?
Naturally he immediately goes to turn his electric kettle, adding a few pinches of black tea to the infuser and turning it around in his hands while he waits, before finally pouring hot water into a teacup and placing the tea infuser delicately inside. Then he spends the next three minutes watching the shark fin bob around as it turns the water a deep dark color, a delighted smile on his face.
Ishmael truly nailed it with this one.
Some hours later she will get a photo of the tea infuser floating around in his cup, along with the following message: ]
Thanks. It's fin-tastic.
[ Terrible. But also get ready. Yellow Day (name pending) is coming. ]
Naturally he immediately goes to turn his electric kettle, adding a few pinches of black tea to the infuser and turning it around in his hands while he waits, before finally pouring hot water into a teacup and placing the tea infuser delicately inside. Then he spends the next three minutes watching the shark fin bob around as it turns the water a deep dark color, a delighted smile on his face.
Ishmael truly nailed it with this one.
Some hours later she will get a photo of the tea infuser floating around in his cup, along with the following message: ]
Thanks. It's fin-tastic.
[ Terrible. But also get ready. Yellow Day (name pending) is coming. ]
[ Is Wrio horny yet, we need him horny for this thread. This is the best starter I've ever written, tbh. ]
Your objective opinion, Mister Wriothesley!!!
Since you were such a good help last time! Though I admit, things got... a little complicated before I could actually put it to use. Consider it on hold.
[ look at you, so special. surely this isn't a bad time.
anyway, he's getting three different outfit shots from her, just like before... ]
I need to know what looks the most casual or classy while still being eye-catching... The sort of thing that really would tempt some bad behavior out of a professional.
Since you were such a good help last time! Though I admit, things got... a little complicated before I could actually put it to use. Consider it on hold.
[ look at you, so special. surely this isn't a bad time.
anyway, he's getting three different outfit shots from her, just like before... ]
I need to know what looks the most casual or classy while still being eye-catching... The sort of thing that really would tempt some bad behavior out of a professional.
[ Yeah, this is definitely great time to talk about (looks at attached pictures) somewhat revealing outfits that make his mind go in inappropriate directions. But hey, maybe talking to Malkuth will help take his mind off things for a little bit. Always worth a shot.
Nope, never mind, he's made it to the rest of the message, he's doomed. Still, he can probably pretend to be normal for at least three minutes. Surely that's not too big of an ask. ]
Should I be flattered that you consider me an expert on prompting bad behavior out of others?
[ Don't answer that. ]
But to answer your question, I'd have to go with the first. The short cut of the dress serves two purposes, both to tempt as well as provide an easy access point should said bad behavior actually occur. The addition of the sweater gives you an option to either play coy or reveal more, depending on the reaction of your target.
[ Did he spend a little too much time thinking about the logistics of this, maybe. Don't call him out on it. ]
Nope, never mind, he's made it to the rest of the message, he's doomed. Still, he can probably pretend to be normal for at least three minutes. Surely that's not too big of an ask. ]
Should I be flattered that you consider me an expert on prompting bad behavior out of others?
[ Don't answer that. ]
But to answer your question, I'd have to go with the first. The short cut of the dress serves two purposes, both to tempt as well as provide an easy access point should said bad behavior actually occur. The addition of the sweater gives you an option to either play coy or reveal more, depending on the reaction of your target.
[ Did he spend a little too much time thinking about the logistics of this, maybe. Don't call him out on it. ]
[ sipp you could godmod me any day and i would let you
But what's off about this wolf-coded guy is the way he seems to be walking at half-speed, one hand occasionally lifting to his head to try and ward off the incoming headache he can feel creeping up on him.
The fact that he doesn't even notice Hunter until the young man pipes up is further proof. His head snaps around and there's a brief squint over before he sighs and replies. ]
Heading back to my room. They finally let me out of medbay.
[ For his surgery. ]
But what's off about this wolf-coded guy is the way he seems to be walking at half-speed, one hand occasionally lifting to his head to try and ward off the incoming headache he can feel creeping up on him.
The fact that he doesn't even notice Hunter until the young man pipes up is further proof. His head snaps around and there's a brief squint over before he sighs and replies. ]
Heading back to my room. They finally let me out of medbay.
[ For his surgery. ]
You know, I could really use the heads up if you intend to keep this up. I thought you're better than giving people the silent treatment, but I guess I thought wrong.
[ she's greatly pissed but also very :( ........ ]
[ she's greatly pissed but also very :( ........ ]
[ so she noticed him always walking in the opposite direction whenever he saw her huh (of course she would). ]
Sorry. It's....complicated. [ it's not complicated at all, he just doesn't wanna talk about it. ] I'll explain in a few days.
Sorry. It's....complicated. [ it's not complicated at all, he just doesn't wanna talk about it. ] I'll explain in a few days.
i'm so invested in the breakup thread i keep forgetting to tag this one back
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