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That was one of the clauses in this [ .... ] stimulating letter, wasn't it. But unfortunately, I haven't had the pleasure of meeting ten [ .................. ] fine fellows to send a letter like this to.
Non-negotiable, unfortunately. Higher powers than myself have decided this preordained amount before my time. I suppose it'll have to wait until you've made a few more friends then, hm?
You can say I've done my fair share of seeing the world, dabbling in this and that. Broad horizons, you see. The narrowing of my boundaries is clearly having an adverse affect if I'm making my ennui everyone else's problem.
Unfortunately, I haven't had the pleasure of engaging in activities like this one before.
[ the occasional spam flyer dropped at his doorstep, sure, but a highly evocative message beamed straight to his head? thanks for popping his (chain letter) cherry, kafka. ]
It's been a long time since I've left my office, so I'm afraid my horizons aren't quite as broad as yours.
[ kafka, the headache of prison wardens everywhere... ]
It's certainly been a different experience. I get to see the sun more here, for one. Actually, I'm not sure what to do now that I've got so much extra time on my hands. Got any suggestions?
( :) yeah. she'll likely be one of his headaches in due time, too! )
It sounds more like you were more prisoner than anything else, Warden.
Come walk through the city with me sometime. I like to go out to the hot springs because of our ( ... ) shower situation, but there's plenty of things to see on the way there.
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( :) )
i'm in fucking tears on the ground
Is this supposed to be an invitation of some sort?
im literally so sorry to everyone
no i think you should be very proud of yourself
Perhaps you might consider lowering the amount?
really testing the mods with my clownery
Non-negotiable, unfortunately. Higher powers than myself have decided this preordained amount before my time.
I suppose it'll have to wait until you've made a few more friends then, hm?
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Haven't you?
( she thinks they're funny.. )
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[ the occasional spam flyer dropped at his doorstep, sure, but a highly evocative message beamed straight to his head? thanks for popping his (chain letter) cherry, kafka. ]
It's been a long time since I've left my office, so I'm afraid my horizons aren't quite as broad as yours.
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( <- has probably made a few suffer by the sheer fact that she's broken out of prisons. probably a good amount of times, too..... )
Is the newfound freedom treating you well?
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It's certainly been a different experience. I get to see the sun more here, for one. Actually, I'm not sure what to do now that I've got so much extra time on my hands. Got any suggestions?
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It sounds more like you were more prisoner than anything else, Warden.
Come walk through the city with me sometime. I like to go out to the hot springs because of our ( ... ) shower situation, but there's plenty of things to see on the way there.
It's also been great for soreness, I find.
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Hot springs, huh? Can't say I've had the pleasure of relaxing in them recently.
[ maybe she's more on the money than she should be. but also: ]
Is there a reason why I should be sore?
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It's nice. Sometimes the cats come around, and the owners are sweet.
( she can be the reason h - )
Personally, I've been hitting the Recreational Area more. Figured it wouldn't hurt. Some of my sparring partners aren't very gentle.
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[ hot springs date one day........in the future..... ]
Have you also been inundated with requests to spar?