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DUKE

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writh

Wriothesley

CIVILIAN NAME

John Doe

TEAM

Revelation

HOUSING NUMBER

006

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Comments

[yuwon]

[ so this is how it's going to be... ]

Again?

[ what do you mean again??? ]

[transmit]

[ val works hard but we work harder… ]

If by asking about his chest you're implying what I think you are, the Monsieur's chest seems rather prone to incidents.

[yuwon]

Yeah, I'm beginning to think he does it on purpose.

[transmit]

Does he think by not saying anything, we'll drop it?

[yuwon]

It's probably worked for him before.

[transmit]

Uh huh.

So what happened this time? There aren't any cars to crash into him here.

[yuwon]

[ ...


what? ] He got hit by a car?

[transmit]

[ how else would he end up as the duke of the north in an au? ]

Saw it happen right before my eyes, yup. I guess the equivalent here would be a horse-drawn carriage?

[yuwon]

[ the fabled truck-san strikes again... ]

He's pretty sturdy, I'll give him that. Maybe he can skip the gym sessions after today.

[transmit]

… Wait. Did he actually get hit by one?

[yuwon]

A cow.

[transmit]

[ …… ]

Pulled on those udders a little too hard, huh.

Wriothesley, you reading? It doesn't hurt to be less rough.

[yuwon]

That's the same advice I gave him.

Too bad he didn't listen to it.

[transmit]

Did you help him with a massage after, too?

Maybe we're spoiling him too much…

[yuwon]

I think I gave it a good rub.

You're the only one spoiling him.

[transmit]

A good rub isn't spoiling?

[yuwon]

Maybe for a dog.

I'm not out there promising full massages.

[transmit]

If you're jealous, I would've given you a full massage in that scenario too, you know.

Or do you want yours now?



But back to the point: injuring his chest twice in relatively close succession is pretty suspicious. I get that the guy is exercising his right to remain silent, but where is he?

[yuwon]

[ this is his cue to leave now. ]

[transmit]

[ ?????????????????????? ]

[yuwon]

[ jk ]

Maybe this just goes to show not everyone has as much free time as you.

[transmit]

What's a little service between friends?
You're awfully stingy.

Though maybe it's for the best considering this Wriothesley guy's taking advantage of our kindness.

[yuwon]

Maybe you should consider making your services more accessible.

[ finding new people to offer them to... outside of his sight. ]

Kindness?

[transmit]

Yeah? Not leaving him to his plights alone.

[yuwon]

You sure you're not just a busybody?