[ guess who just got one of those bird drones? ishmael's in particular is a seemingly cute white one with a suspicious red patch on its front like so, and it won't stop pecking relentlessly at wriothesley's head until he chooses to accept the little package it has on hand, along with a note. ]
Remember last month when I wanted to get you something more personalized? I saw this one while I was up and about, and it reminded me of you.
Happy... Blue Day? Is that going to be a thing from now on? Also don't even think of sending me anything back, this little guy's going to peck you nonstop if you do.
[ Okay first of all: what in Archon's name is wrong with this bird? Second of all: this tea infuser is so cute?
Naturally he immediately goes to turn his electric kettle, adding a few pinches of black tea to the infuser and turning it around in his hands while he waits, before finally pouring hot water into a teacup and placing the tea infuser delicately inside. Then he spends the next three minutes watching the shark fin bob around as it turns the water a deep dark color, a delighted smile on his face.
Ishmael truly nailed it with this one.
Some hours later she will get a photo of the tea infuser floating around in his cup, along with the following message: ]
Thanks. It's fin-tastic.
[ Terrible. But also get ready. Yellow Day (name pending) is coming. ]
delivery, 4/26
Remember last month when I wanted to get you something more personalized? I saw this one while I was up and about, and it reminded me of you.
Happy... Blue Day? Is that going to be a thing from now on? Also don't even think of sending me anything back, this little guy's going to peck you nonstop if you do.
[ it's a cute tea infuser. enjoy. ]
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Naturally he immediately goes to turn his electric kettle, adding a few pinches of black tea to the infuser and turning it around in his hands while he waits, before finally pouring hot water into a teacup and placing the tea infuser delicately inside. Then he spends the next three minutes watching the shark fin bob around as it turns the water a deep dark color, a delighted smile on his face.
Ishmael truly nailed it with this one.
Some hours later she will get a photo of the tea infuser floating around in his cup, along with the following message: ]
Thanks. It's fin-tastic.
[ Terrible. But also get ready. Yellow Day (name pending) is coming. ]